Explain this to me: when my daughter sleeps in until 9:30am (!!!) she wants to nap again an hour and a half later, yet when she wakes up at 6:45am she doesn't want to nap that morning. If I woke up early, I'd need a nap! #babyschedulefail
I wish I could tell my daughter how much she'll want to be able to have naptime in a decade or two ... or three or four. Take a nap while you still can, dangit!!!
I love how when I clean out the dryer's lint catcher after I do my daughter's laundry, it always come out pink.... #babygirl
People think I'm doing some special trick to have lost my baby weight - and then a few. It's simple: taking care of a baby means I have no time to eat unless she's sleeping and I've finished cleaning up. Losing weight is not a mother's goal, it's a bad side effect of being a … Continue reading Oh meal, oh meal … where art thou?
I'm pretty sure parents don't rush to teach their kids to drink from an open cup because of advice from the pediatrician - it's because they are damn sick and tired of cleaning the little parts on sippy and straw cups with a bottle brush and pipe cleaner ... a minimum of once a day!
Forget TV, we have a baby for entertainment! She's the Three Stooges, a mime, and a comedian all rolled up into one toddler-sized ball of giggles.
When an adult farts, it's generally disgusting and scorned. When a baby farts, it's supremely cute and elicits giggles - even though it's as loud as an adult fart!
I will not wake my daughter from a nap no matter where we need to leave to. I will not wake my daughter from a nap no matter where we need to leave to. I will not wake my daughter from a nap no matter where we need to leave to. How many times do … Continue reading Parenting Law #35
My daughter's favorite "toys": tissue box, empty water jug, remote control, clean unused diaper, and cheap tupperware. Total worth? $10, tops. Total worth of all the toys we own? Perhaps a few hundred dollars. Can we say overspending on toys?! Let's rethink this strategy, parents!
My daughter's favorite place to read is - you guessed it ... on the toilet! Or, in her case, as I change her. At least it's a great distraction from squirming! Sigh ... like father, like daughter....