My daughter and I are really close. I mean, she’s seen my boobs hundreds of times (duh) – hell, she’s seen me naked plenty of times – and she comes into the bathroom when I have to pee and poop. Umm, I’ve even held her in my arms and pooped once (it was a super clingy day for her and I. Really. Had. To. Go!). Weird right? Yep, but probably totally normal for moms and daughters. Super close.
Today though, she picked her nose and swiped her little snotty finger into my mouth before I had a chance to shut my mouth or lean my head back. Eww! Booger mouth!!!! THAT is the definition of close!