A lot of times I amuse myself by imagining my todder’s actions in an adult body….
Boss (me): “Take a nap, employee. You’ve worked hard this morning and wore yourself out. You deserve to take an hour snooze. Better yet, make it two hours!”
Employee (my 3yo): “What?! Stop doing what I’m doing right now? Sleep?! You gotta be kidding me! No WAY am I sleeping until at LEAST my bedtime. Leave me alone!”
These toddlers just have no idea how good they have it.