Top 5 Clothing Signs You’re a Mom

  1. Your jeans are worn out in the knees.
  2. You can’t remember what it feels like to wear an underwire, push-up, or strapless bra.
  3. That whole legging trend? You’re all about it … and realize the only other women wearing leggings are other mothers.
  4. An unfortunate percentage of your shirts are decorated with spit-up stains that will never, ever, come out. So basically now you rotate between about four good shirts.
  5. The heels in your closet are actually dusty. Because who can carry two kids and a huge ass diaper bag and possibly grocery bags up a flight of stairs while wearing heels? No one. Not even Gisele Bundchen.

Moms, what makes your list?!


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