Toddler Talk Tuesdays: More Toilet Talk

(Background: our toddler saves her best conversations for when she’s on the toilet!)

Toddler goes to sit down on toilet. “Can I please have one of dad’s magazines to look at?”

Me: “Are you going to go poop?”

Toddler: “Yeah. Can I have one of the magazines with stories in it? The ones with goffigger Mormons in it?” (It’s a PC Magazine she wants to look at, fyi…)

Me: “Mormoms?”

Toddler: “Yeah, Goffigger Mormoms. Also it has a secret.”

Me: “What’s the secret?”

Toddler: “The secret is my favorite story is in here. The one with elephants. Elephant animals.”


Ah, yes, as opposed to those computer animals?!? And who the heck are those Goffigger Mormons???? I think it’s a mispronunciation of the lyrics from “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds,” but I’m not sure.


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