I don't think my 3.5yo is unique in her impatience to grow up. After all, I've been waiting my entire life to learn how to drive, go to college, grow tall enough to reach high shelves (not there yet!), get a real job, get married, have kids ... and now I'm waiting for a chance … Continue reading Five Things Growing Up Means to My Toddler
Way back when in B.C. times - that's Before Children - my jeans used to wear out around the bottom cuff. I guess I'm too short and they ended up dragging on the ground and growing threadbare. When the cuffs got too ragged to ignore, I'd head off to the mall for a new pair. … Continue reading Sign #32 You’re a Mom: Wardrobe Issues
Toddler has a fair bit of cute clothes - some new from us and her grandparents, and a fair bit borrowed from generous friends. Usually I can manage to put together a fairly stylish outfit from these two sources. Okay, I can make it match. Or at least coordinate. It's good enough, right? It should … Continue reading Can I Dress You, Please?
So with baby #2, we've been a bit more lax with clothes. As in, I kind of could care less if she's wearing a cute outfit, let alone a matching one. (In fact I've enjoyed, in a way, channeling my inner Mondo Guerra and putting Baby in print-on-print outfits.) We've actually - gasp - let her … Continue reading Do You HAVE To Wear Day Clothes, Baby?
I'm doing it again - I'm ranting on Carter's. Yes, their clothes are adorable! So many cute animals embroidered on their PJs! So many funny shirt sayings! Such darling floral prints! But seriously guys ... can you please get your sizing correct?! Baby is now 9.5m old and can fit comfortably into 6m pants (the footed ones … Continue reading Baby Clothes … Who Sizes These?!
Your jeans are worn out in the knees. You can't remember what it feels like to wear an underwire, push-up, or strapless bra. That whole legging trend? You're all about it ... and realize the only other women wearing leggings are other mothers. An unfortunate percentage of your shirts are decorated with spit-up stains that will … Continue reading Top 5 Clothing Signs You’re a Mom
At times my 3yo daughter shows signs of being the next Diane Von Furstenberg - she is constantly draping kitchen towels and blankets on herself and her stuffed animals to make "pretty dresses." Sometimes they actually are pretty! And then she insists on picking out her little sister's outfit, choosing, of all colors and patterns to combine, … Continue reading Matching Outfits: A Learning Curve
You all know that I have beef against Carter's baby clothes ... and it continues. Seriously, Carter's - you sell matching outfit sets of pants with sleeveless onesies? Sleeveless! With PANTS! And footed pants at that! What the hell season is my little baby going to wear this?! Summer - and then have her legs … Continue reading When Buying Matching Baby Outfits Burns Ya
I had been planning to become a teacher after my youngest baby starts kindergarten, but now I'm compelled to pursue a different career track: clothing designer for Carter's baby clothes TO FORCE THEM TO STOP PUTTING 50,000 SNAPS/BUTTONS/CLOSURES ON EACH PIECE OF BABY CLOTHES! Honestly, should it take 10 minutes to dress my baby in … Continue reading Ban Snaps! (On Baby Clothes)