One of the worst experiences in motherhood (aside from illnesses, injuries, etc. - the REALLY serious stuff) is getting two steps from the top of the stairs on your way to pick up your toddler from her nap (even though she was just awake the whole time) and you smell It. Poop. That unmistakably rotten … Continue reading Toddler Poop Experiences, Take 17
Some days I have pretty large goals of what I want to do with my daughter - teach her a color word and get it "down" by the end of the day, for example. Today, I just want to get through the day without having to wash puke off her crib sheets and buddy stuffed … Continue reading It’s the Little Things #sickbaby #babypuke
My daughter and I are really close. I mean, she's seen my boobs hundreds of times (duh) - hell, she's seen me naked plenty of times - and she comes into the bathroom when I have to pee and poop. Umm, I've even held her in my arms and pooped once (it was a super … Continue reading As close and mom and daughter can be? #babyboogers
What to do when your baby has pooped when you're out and about but you forgot to restock the diaper bag? Scoop out the turd with a wipe, use a new wipe to clean baby, and put a facial tissue in between baby's privates and the used diaper. Return home asap for a new diaper! … Continue reading Parenting Pro Tip: MacGuyver Diaper #makeitwork #parentingfail
Baby bathing pro tip: don't fill up the tub with your baby standing next to it. Turns out toddlers, like adults, feel the urge to pee when they see water running! Time to wash the bathmat....
I know well how pee smells after one eats asparagus for dinner, but I was not prepared for how much my baby girl's pee-pee diaper would stink this morning after filling up for twelve hours ... that sodden sack stunk worse than poop!