I'm pretty sure I swore about three times over that I was done with bathroom humor, but how realistic was that? Not at all, since I have quite a ham for a four-year-old. Also, it's just funny, right? We all need a good laugh on a Tuesday, I think. I got this gem yesterday when … Continue reading Toddler Talk Tuesday: I’m Gonna Need My Sewing Kit, Won’t I?
I promise this will be last poop-centric post, honestly. (Nahhh, I'm not promising anything ... my 18mo is just getting to the point where she says "butt" when I ask her if she pooped ... so I'm guessing there's more fun in this vein to come!) Let's be serious, fellow parents: we're always a bit obsessed … Continue reading You Know You’re a Mom When YOU’RE Obsessed With Poop – Your Kid’s Poop!
I used to think it was only little boys that talked about toots and poop and pee. Nope, my sweet, dear little girl must say "poop" or "poopy" nearing two dozen times. I mean ... it was funny the first few times, but no, child - the answer to every question is not "poop!" Yet … Continue reading Toddler Talk Tuesday – Toots Galore
It seems like mealtime is a gold mine for amusing toddler quotes. Not sure if it's the food inspiration or just an opportunity for her to ramble or just ham it up because she knows she has her audience cornered. About 75% of our recorded quotes (in a text file on my husband's laptop) originated … Continue reading Toddler Talk Tuesdays: What a Stinker!
Being a parent constantly surprises me, mostly in the department of things I say and do. I was full of parenting misconceptions, as I think most of us are. Oh man, if I had a quarter for every time I said, "I'll never XYZ with my kids," but now I do just that.... Well, let's … Continue reading Things You Never Thought You’d Say Before Kids
Bathroom humor is always a winner, right? For adults it's funny - but for kids it's even funnier. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but Toddler really had us in stitches with the following two conversations: Me: "Are you pooping?" Toddler: [Straining] "Yeeeaaahh...." Me: "Is it coming out okay?" Toddler: "Yeah, because I eat lots … Continue reading Toddler Talk Tuesdays: A Bevy of Bathroom Humor
You know those kids running around looking like an infant version of a hot mess? Of course you do, because that is every kid, everywhere, at some point. Boogery, poopy, dirty - you name it, they're covered in it. But do they notice? Nope! It's only we parents who insist the situation be fixed up … Continue reading Things That Don’t Faze Your Kid (But We Wouldn’t Stand!)
So we had another conversation about someone pooping somewhere inappropriate ... I have a 3yo, so of course we have about two dozen conversations like this daily.... Toddler: "I like when [Baby] poops in my hand!" Me: "What?! She doesn't do that!" Toddler: [Opens her hand.] "Grandma peed in her hand ... and then showed … Continue reading Toddler Talk Tuesdays: “Spreading” Gossip
Some kids find shapes in clouds.... My kid finds shapes in her poops. "Mom, I made a shoe poop and a tree poop!" My child is obsessed with poop. Enough said.
Seriously, what it is with kids and poop? Why are they so obsessed with it? Talking, seeing, thinking ... it's always on my 3yo's mind! She asks me (why???), "Do you want to poop in my hands, mama?" (There was no prompting here, no talking about poop before this ... we weren't even in the … Continue reading Is Every Child Obsessed With Poop? Or Just Mine?