I'm pretty sure I swore about three times over that I was done with bathroom humor, but how realistic was that? Not at all, since I have quite a ham for a four-year-old. Also, it's just funny, right? We all need a good laugh on a Tuesday, I think. I got this gem yesterday when … Continue reading Toddler Talk Tuesday: I’m Gonna Need My Sewing Kit, Won’t I?
Are anyone else's kids a bit confused about what their parents actually do during the day? I'm home with my two girls every day, so they know every second of my life - right down to my bathroom duties, of course. However, they really don't understand what my husband does. Squish has seen his desk, … Continue reading Toddler Talk Tuesday: What DOES Daddy Do During the Day?
Every family has their particular bedtime routine, and ours involves split duties. First we read together in Squish's bed, then one of us takes Puff to her bed to lay down while the other lays with Squish for a few minutes after she turns off the light in preparation for dreamland. Usually those few minutes … Continue reading Toddler Talk Tuesday: Sweet Dreams?
The new school year has started, and aren't we excited? Anyone else been late for school yet? (Dammit, it was just one minute, I swear!) And who else loves rushing around again in the morning while your kid brushes their teeth and chews their breakfast at a glacial pace? Sigh. But hey, learning is happening! … Continue reading Toddler Talk Tuesday: And My Friends Are…?
Squish turned four years old on the 9th, and her birthday was enjoyed by all. It was especially successful for her because we managed to drag it out for four days: at her grandparents' house out of state the weekend prior, a mom's group playdate the day before, on her actual birthday at home, and … Continue reading Toddler Talk Tuesday: What Happens When a 4yo Talks On The Phone
Here in New Jersey it is chilly. I mean, 50 degrees in the morning for at least a week straight chilly. For goodness sake, the leaves are starting to change. At the beginning of September. Yikes. I associate the hum of cicadas with prickly, sticky heat - not decidedly fall-ish temperatures. Somehow, though, the cicadas are still … Continue reading Toddler Talk Tuesday: Cicadas, Death, and Doctors
Let's just do the plus part right up front. How do you ruin a vacation when you have an 18mo in tow? Well, if they drink milk out of a glass bottle (because they are incredibly stubborn and refuse dozens of times over to drink out of a straw or sippy cup) ... ... just … Continue reading Toddler Talk Tuesdays: Vacation Edition (Plus HOW TO RUIN A VACATION)
One of the things I teach my kids which I think is most important are the differences between right and wrong. That encompasses a lot, doesn't it? Morality, yes, but also treating family and friends well, manners and respect, and also what is allowed versus illegal. For example, my kids learned early that if we want … Continue reading Toddler Talk Tuesday: Beginning a Life of Crime…
Squish has been saying so many coherent and logical things lately that my list of funny toddler gems is rather drying up. Puff had better start to say funnier things, right? Or else this weekly special is going the way of her stinky diapers - the the trash! So today I have a smattering of … Continue reading Toddler Talk Tuesday: Food, The Eclipse, and Ear Bombs
So, not to brag or anything (I'm totally going to), but my husband is super smart. As in, whatever he doesn't already know off the top of his head he can figure out with a few spare minutes and brief instructions (or the internet). I mean, the guy taught himself how to sail a boat. … Continue reading Toddler Talk Tuesday: Don’t All Schools Give Prizes?