I don’t know if all kids do this, but my toddler pokes my butt. And hugs it. And sometimes kisses it when I’m standing in the kitchen preparing a meal. Is that weird?
Is my kid the only one obsessed with butts? (And poop. She really talks about poop a lot….) I know it’s just a phase. It’s a very entertaining phase … as long as she doesn’t talk about these things in public. So far I’ve been lucky!
Yesterday she gave me this doozie, and in true Toddler fashion she said something silly as she held back tears after tripping over her feet and plopping on top of chunky wooden puzzle pieces:
Me: “Are you okay? I think your butt landed on some doggie legs.”
Toddler: [Sniffling] “Yeah…. Now all the puffies are gone from my butt, mom. Now I can’t go poop.”
Me: [Stifling major giggles]
Toddler: “Can I poop on you, mom?”
I guess she was okay….
And a few weeks ago she told me, in the kindest toddler-esque fashion:
Toddler: “You have a lot of puffs in your big butt, mom.”
Me: “… Uhhhh ….”
Sometimes you just have no words in response to your kids.
On the plus side, I know this is actually a compliment from her because she likes puffy things – like stuffed animals. I guess that’s why babies love to snuggle against their mommy’s boobs!
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One last thing: if you enjoy my weekly Tuesday posts about my crazy kid’s ramblings, check out the new blog Stuff My Toddler Says which is devoted to the subject. I highly enjoy reading what other wild things kids say!
OMGoodness! Yeah, speaking from a big butt grandma, kids are brutal in their assessments of our features; long necks are called Giraffe neck, and asking Grandpa if he swallowed a basketball! There is no filter, non, and it just comes out in the (mostly) cute, unforgettable ways!! Now I have to go read that blog~Stuff My Toddler Says!!!
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Yeah, I was really tempted to write that quote about the big butt, but I won’t! She sure says some funny things, though… No filter is right!!
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Lol puffies! Love it.
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Hahah @ puffies! My daughter doesn’t have that obsession with butts or poop. She will however come out of the bathroom and inform my husband how many poops she did but i think that was because my husband started asking her for an inventory of her poops.
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Oh my gosh, that is such a guy thing to say, haha. What an instigator, lol! I wonder if you daughter will end up with an obsession in the coming months! (I’m guessing no, since she probably would’ve showed it already at her age.)
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Lol no I don’t think she will but my husband takes a lot of pride in her poop talk!
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Puffies! That’s what we call those Gerber Puffs, so it took me a minute. Haha! We call Noah Tootie McTootieface sometimes. I don’t think he has quite put two and two together yet.
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Ha!! A fitting nickname, I’m sure. That’s hilarious and cute! I’ll be curious to hear his reaction when he does understand the nickname!
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Poop is big in our house too! haha
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I feel like any house with a kid that age will have conversations peppered with it!!
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So funny!! I have a mole on my face that my toddler calls my face nipple. Kids are so funny at this age! Thanks for sharing the other blog, I’m going to check it out now. 🙂
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Omg!!! Kids are so blunt, aren’t they? My husband has a big bumpy mole on his left tricep, which faces my daughter during dinnertime, and she routinely calls it his third nipple. I don’t think he particularly enjoys that!!!
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It’s so funny but way to call attention to our insecurities, right?! Hahaha.
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Absolutely. I think they learn young which buttons to push…
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Haha, yes. My 3 year old once took a big bite on my butt and said “Yum!” Really?
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I swear, anything at their eye-level…. Ahem, mouth-level!
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My toddler pokes me in hiney, too. She gooses everyone in the house. Drives us bonkers. She is worse than the dogs.
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Ah!! I tell my daughter that dogs do that (derisively), but she laughs and says, “I’m a dog!” Ah, kids….
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Well our girls must be birds of a feather because whenever I make our two dogs sit to take there medicine, my toddler runs over to park on her honey next to them, asked for cheese, and then starts panting. Glad it isn’t just us!
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That is hilarious!!! Very cute, actually. And strange. But mostly cute.
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Yes on all that!
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Lots of puffs in your butt, LOL!
Well, Baby Girl informed her grandparents and EVERYONE else in the restaurant tonight that she had pooped in the floor earlier that day. She said it quite loudly several times. No skipping public poop talk for us, sigh.
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AHHH!!! That’s awesome!! I mean, terrible…. Why can’t kids keep their mouths shut?! But I must say, I love how they have no shame at this stage. They don’t care who sees them naked, they don’t care if anyone hears them pooping, they don’t care who knows they had an accident …. It’s refreshing! … And mortifying for us, at time, but oh well.
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They’re like little drunk adults 😉
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